In A Nutshell...Inspirations

Pt 2 - Ahhhh! Thank You!

*Still receiving mails*

They wrote......and I replied

and this is only one part of it.

It only happens once a year and...

So Guys/Girls/Babies?/Women/Ladies/Men/Transsexuals/Gay/Lesbians/but most importantly friends who are more than either of the above: -

Thank You! 

Xie Xie! 

Terima Kasih!

Ka Pai!

Toh Che!

Mucho Gracias! 

Grazie!

Mahalo Nui Loa!

Arigato!

Kamsahamnida!

and *insert other languages*

Still it wouldn't beat what's done. =)

Pt 1 - Because I love you people!

and the back page too!

Thanks for this awesome birthday guys...

Thanks for making my dream a reality...

Thanks for commenting random things!

Have fun in your new school!

- Maxim

Rest assured I am not moving anytime soon

I can't really express myself entirely now, because the adrenaline hasn't got it's way. But fudge it! 

This goes out to awesome people:-

Aishah (0.5!), Fazlan (Please, more lame jokes!), Ash Li (Love you loads too dear sis! I'm always here for you.), Alysha (No, I'm still young!), Gloria (Legal age for sex and motorbike but even I would know whether my rabbit is male or female, xD, Thanks), Hawa (I don't hate people making a big deal outta something, for the right reasons, just not fond of it, haha), Maxim (Gyaah, I'm not moving man!), Affiah (I'd be kicking more asses before you even know it, haha!), Naim (Don't worry, you're sorta el...no, older, haha!), Faiz (Wiser too, haha!), Ainaa (Thank you!), Wafaa (You even left your donut stain on it, haha, nice! Thanks!), Bryan (Fat man, continue being fat!), Keefe (No SBI this time, full time S!), Ian (Butterfly you stick!), Nadia (Yes I'm 16, haha, thanks), Joel (Whaaaat...? Haha, thanks man), Wei Xuan (Thanks for the smiley!), Hazim (Macpherson again ayh? xD), Farah (Yay! Would have an awesome one, in fact, having one now!), Tiara (Socialise! haha Thanks!), Manisha (Mucho Gracias!), Abigail (Aaah, the cheese who has everything written down, Imma look for you when I don't copy stuff down, haha), Su-Yin (you didn't write! But thanks!!), "Some signature" (Thanks? haha, I mean it! Lemme know who you are!), Jerry (It doesn't mean I'll go easy on you for basketball, hahaha, I love stealing, your dribble especially! Thanks!), Sook Yan (The card is worth more than 1 mil! haha), Syairah (My dreams are certainly reality! Thank thank thank you!), "One more unknown signature" (I wanna know who you are also! And Thanks!).

And if I left your name out, Thanks to you guys also! cause there's so much here I might have left a few out by accident, sorry! 

I think I give the most thank you-s out on my birthday, worth it! haha

Because I don't discriminate different genres

4000 songs

11 days, 9 hours, 37 minutes and 58 seconds of playing time

20.71 GB of utilised disk space

Hey it's worth it, they are all great songs from maestro and/or artistes. 

And this goes out to all those who discriminate song genres, 

- you don't hate it, you just don't know how to appreciate it.

- but it doesn't mean you can judge someone by what they listen to

- go hug a tree!

Fun With English

This goes out to the other facilitators.

Check out 

- Page E19 of The Star newspaper (May 10 2009) or

- http://thestar.com.my/education/story.asp?file=/2009/5/10/education/3830846&sec=education

Verdict: (1) As the Chinese says it - "Wasting Saliva" or (2) experience well worth it. You make the call!

I don't understand...?

Why can't you learn from your mistakes? Why must you always be so deteriorative of what ever I do? Why can't I live by my way and you do for yourself?

When I say "no one is perfect" it means no one. Please! Cue the word NO ONE, how is that ever smart of you adding an "except you" after I finish my sentence?

Trust comes at a certain level, yes, but a life without trust is like putting anyone in utter despair. Now just because you've never gone through these, or if I must say, jealous that I'm going through it, doesn't mean you could tear it apart and shove it into my face.

Picture someone who just builds something in your room without asking for your consent or let alone OPINION? I'm sure you'd make a hell out of noise I wouldn't even wanna hear cause it mutts out utter disgust in me.

I have the ugliest fan attached on my ceiling now and with the utter brainless thought of having it for your convenience when it is my room. How is it convenient when even as I am taller than you I can't even reach the toggle to switch on the fan? Just to turn on a fan I have to stand on a stool, I know I'm short, but you're shorter. Convenient? I beg to differ.

Morning happens every 24 hours, so does this mean at every 24 hour interval I'd have to hear your sick pathetic nag when I just woke up not doing anything as blur as a blardy cow?

If you're having PMS, it doesn't bug me as much as it would, but please, a little consideration here, I am trying to sleep, you say I don't get enough, and yet you're not letting me. PMS doesn't happen every single day. Even a kid aged 10 knows better.

So please, hear out the young minds, cause even if you think we are still inexperienced, we could be half a million times more advanced than you.

No I am not pointing fingers, so take this as a starting point or a turning point for that matter to hear us out.  I do greatly apologise for the harsh words used, cause it seems that without them I can't emphasise enough on how bad this is turning, but if you must, you can carry on being the same, cause others can see from afar what's happening.

So please! Cause honestly, I don't understand!

Introduction to the Farwie Scale

I feel random so:

What is the Farwie Scale?

Farting Howie Scale or Farwie Scale is a whole new measurement system for the sense of smell. 

What and How are the scales being utilised?

A random number from 1-10 will be given and/or judged by the person next to you based on your fart's methane exposure level. 

For silent farts - where silent is deadly, the measurements can fall above danger levels (currently 18) where a whole new level of scale is introduced from 20-25, anything higher than that and you're in for therapy.

Critiques...

Some might say it is a scale based on high random and systematic errors, but little as many know, they are prone to the higher capability of hallucination.

What are the derived units of Farwie and it's unit?

Farwie's unit is a combination of

- The acceleration of the fart - ms^-2

- The pressure of the fart - N/m^2

- The thermodynamic temperature of the fart - K

- The gravitational force acting upon the object - g

Therefore forming N [ms^-2 + N/m^2 + K + g (do the math for me, I'm lazy)] where N is a number.

What's your point?

I am jobless