Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Couple Dead At Home

Being a very blur person personally I DID NOT KNOW that there was a suicide on the same road of which my house is located!

5th April, Yudishtra's Birthday:
I came directly from music college lecture, passing through the row of house where I then saw a couple of police cars and a shocked teenager, like, really shocked. Didn't know what was happening at first, didn't bother stopping, I was in a hurry.

I only know of this story when the topic was brought up by my neighbour. A 50 year old local woman was found hanged in the second floor bathroom of the three-storey terrace house while her 55 year old husband was found on the floor of another bathroom on the third floor. They were believed to be tuition teachers.

A 13-year old girl, whom I saw shocked, gone to their house for a regular tuition class at 3pm on that day found the house doors unlocked and walked into the premises.

Failing to get a response from the couple after calling out their names several times, she decided to look for them.

She found a woman hanging by a piece of cloth from the ceiling of the bathroom and informed the couple's neighbour.

Police later found the man with strangulation marks on the neck.

City police chief Senior Assistant Commander II Ku Chin Wah said police believed that the woman had found her husband 24 hours after he had hanged himself and brought him down before hanging herself.

"We have not found any elements of foul play," he said, adding that two notes, one written in English, Bahasa Malaysia and Chinese were found. He declined to reveal the contents of the notes.

Their bodies were sent to the University Malaya Medical Centre for a post-mortem.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Internet

I'll rant, and I'm starting now! 
ISP providers offering Unlimited? PURE BULLSHIT! It's an advertisement, HELLO?!

You come home from work - to pay up your Internet Broadband Bills and everything else. You soon lie on your couch with your laptop with you, conveniently starting up "Deluge" (Torrent Client), enjoying down speeds up to 145 kbps. Few days later, you realize down speeds drastically reduced to 7 kbps and even a miraculous 0.1 kbps. You search the web for EVERY solution you can find, but only finding out you're paying your ISP Providers a month of satisfying dinners you can't even afford every week:

1) Explanation:
Your ISP Provider throttles your Bandwidth usage allowance down, drastically "chopping" the speed of downs and ups (so much for "unlimited").
Your ISP Provider detects a TCP 68** Port being used (These are ports normally used by Torrent Clients), therefore throttling your bandwidth allowance down yet again.
Your ISP Provider is a dickhead
Your ISP Provider are capping your P2P Traffics from International Sites (Try downloading something with local seeders, you can reach up to speeds of 214 kbps!)

2) Solution:
Get a VPN server, these are capping-free ISPs. Make sure you get it from a reliable source, some just runs away not having the knowledge of handling a server
Use TCP ports 54000 - 60000, these are ports where ISP providers don't expect Torrent Gateways to be formed. (Torrent Clients only use TCP ports)
If your ISP Provider's a dickhead, I can't help you...=D

And if you wanna risk: Use TCP port 80 (World Wide Web HTTP), TCP port 110 (Post Office Protocol) or TCP ports 20 & 21 (FTP Servers) and I will say this again, only try this if you wanna take the risk. (These are ports governed by your ISPs, not expecting Torrent Clients to go through these ports, as these ports are at MAX speed for WWW HTTP reasons)

So enjoy your capped Broadband, cause I really don't think this is what the "Internet" should be. ISPs aren't suppose to cap or throttle our bandwidths (our money man!).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAEEGzc3C4U

 


Thursday, April 3, 2008

A and P, it doesn't make APE

A is for armpit,
Which smells when you're hot,
Specially great hairy ones,
They smell A LOT.

P is for pimples, in other words, spots,
of which adolescents can have lots.
A spot on the butt is a right royal pain,
So is a spot on the conk if you're someone that's vain.
Spots, however, can be fun!
You can burst them, one by one.
This is how to burst a spot:
First you squeeze, and then you pop
The head flies out - ping, thunk, plop!
After which there comes a gush
Of utterly disgusting mush.

Getting rid of putrefaction
Gives a lot of satisfaction