Quote Me!

Bryan says: (10:37:36 PM)

When I get calls, they sometimes don't show and sometimes show the contact's details

HowieTheMoose says: (10:37:40 PM)

the iPhone is not updated to 2.0 yet

Bryan says: (10:37:45 PM)

yah, but it's annoying, sometimes can see sometimes can't see

HowieTheMoose says: (10:38:05 PM)

Thats why they release 2.0! xD

[Anonymous] says: (10:19:40 PM)

So I'm gonna start...

HowieTheMoose says: (10:19:48 PM)

Good luck with that

[Anonymous] says: (10:20:13 PM)

Are you gonna help me?

HowieTheMoose says: (10:20:26 PM)

Thats why I said good luck with that...

Why? Cause I'm bored

MacBook Spring Cleaning

Forget iKlean or fancy factory manufactured cleaners in a spray bottle (FAFOMCEPAB), costing over Rm80 each. You're in for a treat.

  Introducing my smutty "Shift" button on my MacBook White

I desperately need to go get those FAFOMCEPABs, much it way to costly for me now.

My right shift button I barely use is covered with smut, what the heck?

Ergh, no car to drive out, no LICENSE to drive a car!

 My How-iClean Ingredient (few squirts of detergent w/ bit of water, approx ratio of 1:3)

- Dampen a Kitchen Tissue Roll slightly with the How-iClean formula. 

- Apply in clock/anti-clockwise direction and you will see the smut line out of the applied area

- Swiftly wipe away the dirt with the dry tissue roll on the other hand

 The tissue would get really dark

 Screw it! Your keys are good to go

It also works for the Palm Surface of the MacBook White

I don't hold responsibility towards damage on the cause of water sipping through keys or permanent mark cause I said MIX WITH WATER BUT NOT TOO MUCH! (Quote: "Dumbass")

© 2008, How-iClean @ howiethemoose.blogspot.com

Beijing 2008 Closing Ceremony

There's no doubt that the Opening Ceremony was indeed much much better than the closing, but isn't that the norm? =D

Side story, look at the amount of volunteers/dancers/officers/etc that were involved in the event, from the opening till the closings. Probably the only Olympiad Ceremony to have that much manpower involved. Feeling proud to be a Chinese babe! Jealous? I kid, I kid.

They gave us false hope that Celine Dion was gonna be there, looks like she magically disappeared. Comparison between the London 2012's performance and Beijing 2008's performance was very noticeable. 

China's One Wheeled Bike                 v.s.

 London's Double Decker 

The official Olympic Flag and NOC/Host Country China's Flag

Amongst the few volunteers and athletes that were involved

Olympic President Jacques Rogge

Leona Lewis at her best

 Also Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin 

(Compare him to Badawi, you'd see the similarity, except Jimmy Page is so much cooler, Badawi *chokes* )

And this extinguishing of the Beijing 2008's Holy Flame in it's Cauldron

The extinguishing of the holy flame was by 3 athletes - probably from the Great Britains, opening the traditional Chinese scroll whist the timeline of the Beijing 2008's events are played through the upper ring of the Bird's Nest.

David Beckham's entry certainly wowed some of his fans.

Also the umbrella's from London's 2012's representative's performance, and they can only mean one thing...

The inner quote (As what I think):

"Bring your own typhoon resistance umbrellas, my chinese friends. Our London cries very unexpectedly."

=D

Olympic fever cured, shall countdown for the 

- Vancouver 2010 Winter Games (536 days to go)

- Singapore 2010 Youth Sumer Games (536 days to go approx)

- London 2012 Summer Games (1432 days to go *so we wait)

BYE-LAH!

 

Dumplings and Pao

- Uhh? It's day 2 of Climb TSFS

- I'm advancing to the semis tomorrow

- Thats all...

WHAT??

- No...

- A bird pooped on my carabiner today

- I threw it down since I don't have time to hook it on to my harness

- It went it to my water bottle

- GREAT!

- How did I know?

- I used it to wash my hands after the climb

- I was lucky enough not to drink it

- Went to Orchard Road t'day

- Gotta say it's preeety huge

- Underpasses and BROAD Pedestrian Walkways 

- I ate Pao and dumplings for lunch

- You can't leave those 2 out of the menu

- Snowboarding here I come tomorrow!

- Haven't been doing much of it since my last visit to Sweden 

- Not rusty yet!

- I'm preeety much lost on my post now

- FUNNY!

- Haha, no...

Chai, Tosai and Ice Kacang

Yeap I'm in Singapore, blogging from some doughnut store in Novena Square.

- I'm here for rock climbing

- Also snowboarding

- Wait! Singapore snowboarding?!

- In snowcity you can

- Went out with Keefe yesterday

- It was his birthday cum for fun kinda thingy

- Basketball for 2 hrs, Eat for an hour, Swim for 3 hrs and Keefe's crib for almost the rest of the day

- Radical!

- I had to ciao before 6

- Yea, it sucks to have tuitions on a holiday

- Sorry to say Faheem, I still "Michael Phelps"-ed you...xD

- Boogie boarding down the slide

- Approach as if you're landing yourself as an amphibious aircraft

- Met this kid named Jeremy, also Ashley (if they is how you spell your names)

- Jeremy is...let's just say: "Not afraid to do shit"

- "Boogie Board down the slide on your knees then jump off before approach"

- "Oh My God!"

- "Not Oh My God, It's cool!"

- Yeah he said that

- Go check out Faheem's blog for pictures, if he has even upload em yet

- The URL? Oh, I didn't create the Blog-able blogs section for nothing, go search!

- I'm signing off to go have my dinner...

- Bukit Batok Food Centre

- Awesome! Snowboarding after it...

Sought After

- Beijing 2008 has alot of Rip Offs

- No, the opening ceremony was perfect, so were the other matches

- Say, badminton Lee Chong Wei to Lin Dan

- 21 - 12; 21 - 8?? I still remember the score!

- Not long after, Gymnasts of China underage?

- Now, the record holder of the Athens 2004 110m Hurdles is out??

- I'm talking about him, with the time of 12.91!

- Damn right it's not his fault!

- Nope not sarcastic indeed

- His performance was likely to be effected by an inflamed Achilles tendon which caused him to pull out of a meeting in NY

- Followed by a disqualification at the Prefotaine Classic for a false start

- Man I remembered those

Quote: 

"In the last heat of the first round, Liu quitted the race after a false start gun was sounded. He tore off the number off his leg and limped into the tunnel. Liu has been troubles with a foot injury."

- (Xinhuanet.com, 2008-08-18, 11:53:24)

- China still lead in overall Gold Medal achievements 

- Difference is up to 16 Golds away (35 - 19)

- US lead in overall medal tally

- Difference is only 4 medals away from China (65 - 61)

Farewell Dignity

- Chong Wei! I've seen you play better games before - much better to the heck much!

- The first game was a ready support for both sides

- Tho, yes China's Supporter's Ratio to Malaysia's is about 100:2

- but c'mon! 21 - 12; 21 - 8??

- Your semi-finals performance was an awesome close call

- It was supposed to be the badminton match of all, the Finals!

- The motherload!

- The second game was supposed to be a chance to counter attack

- The previous game, Mixed Doubles China vs Indonesia was the awesome-st game

- I was hoping for a better nail biting one from you on the following

- Damn it! Our chance of getting GOLD, EVER FIRST!

- But wait, for those who watched it...

- You looked like you didn't put in effort at all

- AT ALL

- I suspect foul play

- I mean, who WOULDN'T WANNA WIN THE GOLD

- especially the FIRST for own country

- Hey if it's really so, WHO?

- That isn't the olympic spirit man! To whoever thats doing it

Quote:

"Olympism is a philosophy of life, exalting and combining in a balanced whole the qualities of body, will and mind. Blending sport with culture and education, Olympism seeks to create a way of life based on the joy found in effort, the educational value of GOOD EXAMPLE and RESPECT for universal fundamental ethical principles"

- (Olympic Charter, Fundamental Principles, paragraph 1)

- Think about it for those who isn't a true Olympian 

- I do give the chance of doubt, 

- Foul play or no go, you decide

Quote:

"The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practising sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic SPIRIT. which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and FAIR PLAY."

- (Olympic Charter, Fundamental Principles, paragraph 4)

- Ps: I forgot the last line, but I know it's nothing to do with fair play

Leave A Mark

Skateboarders need Shin-guards more than Footballers do...Go:

- Went to Kiara Skatepark

- Of Kickflips and 320 Pivots I can say that we skateboarders need Shin-guards more than Footballers do

- Pop-Drag-Kick-*OUCH*

- I've got grooves today

- Since Kiara Equestrian Club had a rugby tournament 

- They were playing retros man!

- Would you play "When you say nothing at all" by Ronan Keating on a RUGBY tournament?

- My iTunes is playing "That Girl is Poison" by Bel Biv Divoe 

- Couple of bruises on my shins

- Not big of a deal

- "IT'S SO PAIN, LIKE I'M GONNA CRY"

- HELL NO

- Nothing stops

- Note: The Rock climbing wall in Kiara is INTENSELY UNSAFE

- and no Ash Li dearest, I didn't climb it

- I drew my homemade Moose on the ramp, more like graffiti-zed :

Jealous?

- Yea, like I care...It's awesome

- My lil' signature on its fats

I'll be watching Olympics...keep updated with my Twitter, BYE-LAH

Tags are annoying...

Why? I've been tagged and see below to find out...

Ash Li

1) Do you love this person?

(Reason 1: Imagine if I pick someone else?) Very much!

2) Is this person your enemy?

(Reason 2: Letting everyone know?) No

3) Would you kiss this person?

(Reason 3: This survey is really busybody) Beats Me

Bryan Chen

1) What do you really think of this person?

Pac-Man Portable

2) What's his favourite colour?

Beats me

3) Ever danced with them?

Them or him? Either way, no

Celine Dion

1) Do you have a crush on this person?

(Reason 4: Crush = Secretly Infatuate) No, her voice

2) Have you ever had a crush on her?

(Reason 5: Read answer) Question repetition 

3) How old is she?

Older than me

Danusha

1) How long have you known him/her?

Classmate'07

2) Biggest regret?

Asking her for too little food supply

3) Do you hate this person?

(Reason 6: There they go again) No

Eezzuan

1) Have you met his parents?

Mom, indirectly

2) Worst thing about this person?

None that I know of

3) Best thing about this person?

Spontaneous deranged funny acts

Faiz

1) Have you ever dated this person?

(Reason 7: They wanna know everyone you date) No

2) When is the next time you will see him/her?

School?

3) Do you go to school with them

Just mentioned!

Gloria

1) Are they a good listener?

(Reason 8: First it's a person's name, why a "they"?) Sorta

2) Have you ever lied to make this person feel better?

Don't recall

3) Is this person good looking?

(Reason 9: These questions expect a Yes or No from you so...) Between 

Hao Sern

1) What grade are they in?

9th if you wanna go International 

2) Is he/she your friend?

Then why would I write his name down?

3) Ever done something illegal with this person?

Everyone has done something illegal

Iggy Pop

1) What is this person's favourite food?

Food

2) How did you meet this person?

Berklee Guitar Clinic 

3) Do you trust him?

Yesss

Jack Johnson

1) Do they have any siblings?

I'm getting really annoyed

2) Do you know their favourite song?

His own

3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you?

Smile, why? If you're not gay, you wouldn't think in that way... Thats why I smile

Keefe Ong

1) How old were you when you first met him?

13

2) How did you meet?

School

3) Ever danced with this person?

The ballerina én Basketball (Yea right)

Lian Boy, Alfin

1) What would you do if you had a crush on this person?

I'm gay then?

2) Do you like him/her as a friend?

Yea

3) Would you go to Disney World with this person?

To go on Japan's major roller coaster

Maisarah

1) Is this person older than you?

Nope, by the months

2) Is this person single?

Dunno

3) How many times do you talk to her in a week?

Twice, as far as tuition might go...

Nadia Qaisarah

1) Is this person your boyfriend/girlfriend?

(Reason 10: They always make you think BoyFriend or GirlFriend means something more) A friend who is a girl

2) Have you seen this person cry?

Think so

3) Do you know this person's middle name?

Nadia "" Qaisarah

Omar Lee Arif

1) Are you related?

The six degree separation? Don't know

2) Could you live with this person?

Why am I still here then?

3) What school do they go to?

The school I go to

Push Up Bras 

1) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?

No, but always co-incidentally meet

2) How about a sleepover with them?

Wow, who's wearing?

3) Does this person have a job?

Yea, hold up stuff

Queen Latifah

1) Does this person drink alcohol?

Seems healthy

2) Have you seen this person dance?

Yea "Taxi"

3) Who do they like?

This guy...

Robinson!

1) Have you heard this person sing?

Plenty, with his backup orchestra 

2) Do you think this person will repost this?

I'm getting fed up...would you think he would?

3) When does this person look best?

Beats me

Swee lah!

1) Is this person taller than you?

No comment

2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?

Don't mind

3) Do they live close to you?

Suppose so

Tan Boon Hoe

1) Would you do anything for him/her?

Depends

2) Have you been to his/her house?

Yes

3) Where do they live?

(Reason 12: It's like instigating you) Not revealing 

Underwear

1) Is this person in a relationship?

Has to be

2) When is the last time you saw him/her?

In the dryer

3) What colour hair does this person have?

Varies for where she might be

Van Haerens! (Dini and Maxim)

1) Do they have a crush on you?

(Reason 13: How would you know??)

2) Would you hug this person?

Yes

3) Is this person your friend?

Sweet nice one / Crazy whacky one =D

Whitney Houston 

1) Is this person loud or quiet?

LOUD

2) Describe this person:

Oh god the voice!

3) What colour eyes does this person have?

No idea

X-Files

1) Why are you friends with him/her?

(Reason 14: Don't like mixing around?)

2) Have you ever gone anywhere with them?

Yahoo! Search on Area 51

3) What is the one thing you would change about them?

Revealing Area 51

Yudishtra "Politicos" Selvaratnam

1) Does this person wear make-up?

No

2) Does this person play any instrument?

He has a piano and a somewhat rm900 over guitar which are left untouched 

3) What is his favourite sport?

Politics Roller Coaster 

Zygote 

1) Does this person have MSN?

Not even a person

2) Have you ever made out with this person?

No, it has to be MADE OUT

3) When will you see this person next?

Never even see it

I'm getting pretty restless, blaaahhhh, tchau

Olympiad Olympian Olympics

- Being an Olympic Torchbearer Escort was already an honour for me, what about being the one lighting the stadium cauldron?

- Or better, an athlete

- Still can't think of a better word to describe Beijing 2008 Olympic's Torch Lighting at it's best

- Pyrotechnics are amazing

- Of course, Barcelona 1992 is still one of history's best (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSA9xUUXj6E) if link doesn't work Youtube Search "Barcelona 1992"

- Beijing has topped that standard

- More to come about olympics 

____________________

Blank space for now...

Thoughts of thoughts...

The thought of a random thought is so thoughtful that it is easily thought a deep thought...Lets go:

- What's the age requirement for a person to die of "old age"?

- In libraries, do they put bibles in the non-fiction or fiction section?

- If you pamper a cow, would you get spoilt milk?

- If you burp and fart at the same time, does it cause vacuum in your stomach?

- Ya know those sign in front of restaurants? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in without pants, would they still have to serve them?

- Why do we sing "rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

- If you get chemo-therapy, would you loose pubic hair?

- How come people ask you to stay as a kid as long as possible but yet ask you to grow up when you do something childish?

- If someone is addicted to counseling, how do you treat them?

- Can a crossed-eye teacher control his/her pupils?

- Can you read picture book?

- If you only had one eye, is it considered blinking or winking?

- Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?

- Did you know that if you rearrange the word "teacher", you'd get "cheater"?

- Ya know the saying "Put your hands in the air and wave it like you just don't care", why bother when you don't care?

- If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

- Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see?

- Can a school teacher give homeless child homework?

- You know how most package says "Open Here". What's the protocol if the package says "Open somewhere else"?

- Why is it called building when it is already built?

- If a person is called a pianist when he plays the piano, why isn't a race car driver called a racist?

- Why do they call it "apart-ments" when they are stuck together?

- Why does Donald Duck wear a towel over when he comes out of the shower but never usually seem to wear any pants?

- What would a Cheese say if they got their picture taken?

- If you're in hell and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

- If electricity come from electrons, do morality come from morons?

- Man full of wonder = Wonderful man?

- They did not say that humpty dumpty is an egg...

- You click on Start to Shut Down Windows Explorer?

- If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

- Who's the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze those dangling things there, and drink whatever that comes out of it"?

- Do they have the word dictionary in the dictionary?

That should be enough to leave you bored sapiens out there wondering...TeeHee

____________________

Boredom

is this boring thing

to think about

The Survey Arif asked me to steal from him...

Starting time: 10.39 PM

Name: Lim U-Howie

Brother(s): Younger

Shoe Size: 10 close to 11

Height: I'd skip

Where do you live: Malaysia

Favourite Drinks: Drinks

Favourite Breakfast: Food

Have you ever been on a plane: Until I currently have Frequent Flier status

Swam in the ocean: Yes

Fallen asleep in school: I'm human

Broken someone's heart: Think so

Fell off your chair: Laughing

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: I'd fall asleep before that happens

Save e-mails: Like Newsletters

What is your room like: Guitar, Keyboard, Mic, Mixer, Skateboard, Ropes, Climbing Gear, Mac, Surround Sound...and my favourite! Bed...

What is right beside you: iPod

Ever had...

...Chicken pox: Till I had to strip to apply medication

...Sore Throat: Till I lost my voice once

...Stitches: 46

...Broken Nose: Not sure

Do you believe on "Love at First Sight"?: Probably

Like Picnics: With food

Who was/were the last person you danced with: I don't dance...I move expressively =D

Last made you smile: Food

You last yelled at: Overcooked Food

Today did you...

...Talk to someone you like: Like?

...Kiss someone: No

...Get sick: No

...Talk to (AN) ex: Don't have one

...Miss someone: Everyday

...Eat: By the minute

Best feeling in the world: "The Sight of 123 Wall" / "The Smell of Food" / "Being with my dad"

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Yes, ferocious mosquitoes...

What's under your bed: Tiles

Who do you really hate: This person that I hate...

What time is it now: 10.55 PM

Random:

Is there a person who is on your mind now: Yes

Do you have any siblings: Younger brother

Do you want children: Don't know

Do you smile often: Say, I laugh often

Do you like your handwriting: Yes

Are your toe nails painted: No

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep: The nearest I can find

Colour Shirt are you wearing now: White

What were you doing at 7pm yesterday: Dinner with Hao Sern

I can't wait till: Breakfast

When will you cry last: I'd skip

Are you a friendly person: Overly

Do you have a pet: Use to

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now: My warm cuddly sister

Do you sleep with the TV on?: No

What are you doing right now: Finishing this stolen survey

Have you ever crawled through a window: Toilet window

Can you handle the truth: D'uh

Are you too forgiving: I'd skip

Are you close to your father and mother: Yes

Who was the last person you cried in front of: Ash Li

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:

Being small

The Discovery of "Momma hid the cookies" Jar

Swimming

Started climbing obstacles

Sleeping in the toilet, stuck in the bowl

Snacks I enjoy: 

Ruffles

Toast

____________________

It's finished

I can finally move away

to eat...