A is for armpit,
Which smells when you're hot,
Specially great hairy ones,
They smell A LOT.
of which adolescents can have lots.
A spot on the butt is a right royal pain,
So is a spot on the conk if you're someone that's vain.
Spots, however, can be fun!
You can burst them, one by one.
This is how to burst a spot:
First you squeeze, and then you pop
The head flies out - ping, thunk, plop!
After which there comes a gush
Of utterly disgusting mush.
Getting rid of putrefaction
Gives a lot of satisfaction
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