Experiment (RED)

Edit (24 January 2008) - Happy Chinese New Year!!!

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• A happy cny!

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• A cn't you just say "happy cny" like everyone else, howie? =p

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Topic: My mom trying to screwing me over or bringing tradition up a notch

Problem Statement: The Pierre Cardin 100% cotton boxer shorts M size in red..."Wait Howie, what?! Red??"

Hypothesis: The higher the production of red boxers, the more I'll get...

Variables:-

Manipulated Variable : Production of red boxers; Tradition got brought up, way up!

Responding Variable : I'll just magically see MORE red boxers in my closet...

Fixed Variable : Mom gets it for me, willingly! I wasn't even thinking of red boxers!

Materials: Red Boxers, tad bit of cash, Chinese New Year Day 1

Apparatus: Howie

Technique: Slip it up both your legs, in a vertical manner, without the obstructions of the legs.

Procedure:-

1. Unwrap your new Pierre Cardin 100% cotton boxer shorts or whatever brand that is available in the market in specially made Chinese New Year wrapping box of red boxers.

2. Have your mom willingly get one for you before you start number 1

3. Do 2 before you come to this step

4. In the taboo of Chinese New Year, red symbolises wealth and health also prosperity. Convince yourself to wear it on the first day of Chinese New Year.

5. To put em on, stretch your boxers and step into the holes of the prosperous boxers.

6. Gentle or rapidly pull up your boxers as if you're picking something up from the ground.

7. Wealthy boxers should fit snugly on your waist, if facing technical issues, contact your nearest store for a refund or exchange.

Results:-

Try it at home!

Conclusion:

A wealthy and prosperous penis. A healthy bum.