Thursday, April 23, 2009

Introduction to the Farwie Scale

I feel random so:

What is the Farwie Scale?
Farting Howie Scale or Farwie Scale is a whole new measurement system for the sense of smell. 

What and How are the scales being utilised?
A random number from 1-10 will be given and/or judged by the person next to you based on your fart's methane exposure level. 
For silent farts - where silent is deadly, the measurements can fall above danger levels (currently 18) where a whole new level of scale is introduced from 20-25, anything higher than that and you're in for therapy.

Critiques...
Some might say it is a scale based on high random and systematic errors, but little as many know, they are prone to the higher capability of hallucination.

What are the derived units of Farwie and it's unit?
Farwie's unit is a combination of
- The acceleration of the fart - ms^-2
- The pressure of the fart - N/m^2
- The thermodynamic temperature of the fart - K
- The gravitational force acting upon the object - g

Therefore forming N [ms^-2 + N/m^2 + K + g (do the math for me, I'm lazy)] where N is a number.

What's your point?
I am jobless


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