Kiasuness of Kia Ora, Airlines and Airports

Upon arriving at Auckland International, all shoes/sandals/slippers/flip-flops' must be cleared of debris/sand/gravel/soil/mud or entry will not be granted.

- Could I have imposed a better rule, "...or entry would be granted barefooted"

Excess baggage weight will be charged...

- Whattabout "excess baggage will be granted checked-in and thrown out of plane during the 1/3rd mile of your flight"

Airlines should impose free shipping for items left behind at home in any case of passenger frantically searching through their whole baggage for the item which was left behind few hundred miles away from them.

I'm very sure/pretty sure/definite that the FIAA, CAA, AOPA, KIASU, KIASI have some rule imposed that passengers must have at seating places in order to board a flight.

- Now with the Airbus 380, and it's double decker speciality, A Newer Class namely - "Cheaplak Class" should be opened with hand rail and safety straps on aircraft's inner body. That way we're still secured, for a lower price!

Passengers upon arriving at New Zealand should be treated with a traditional Haka dance and Maori invitation (the feather). I'd wanna see someone not pick up the feather 

Frequent Flier points should be deducted in any case of long haul flights where more kerosene are burned in due to the environment

- AND THIS RULE should also be done to excess baggage instead of charging a nominal fee

6 more hours and I'm outta Malaysia. Jumpa Lagi! Bye! Bye-lah! Zai Jian! and Kia Ora New Zealand!!!

Desperate "Boredom" Calls For Desperate Measures

It's not spamming, it's called boredom cum convince-ablates. 

Took us 1/2 an hour to come up with 50 comments by which Syairah then breaked the even line. I was having my OCD moments...

...and no it doesn't stand for:

"Odd Cock Design"

I love you Ash Li! Despite having Facebook send 56 ++ email notifications to you. xD

<-- Anyhow, my improv on Dancing Queen was a-w-esome. If you're reading this Bryan, don't feel offended, you've got your .zip-moments™.

Kia Ora New Zealand!

Ah! The Malaysian Tradition, dads chasing their kids with power tools, "Rotan";

Cars beating the traffic light in a "Will race you till you turn red" and end up in those 7pm shows we watch through our squarish box at home;

Orangutans racing in their 10cc motorbikes. 

It just stays where it's from, I want it to stay where it's from. So screw, I'm going to New Zealand again for the 2nd or 3rd time if I can recall. 

Dads TRACING their kids with somewhat more high tech equipments called "GPS", or maybe not...

and so fourth. 

New Zealand's awesome as a matter of fact, needless to say, nice weather, nice people, nicer gals (No shit!), and cows! LOADS OF EM!

Climbing gyms comparable to Camp 5 back here at PJ. Yet so, schools which don't cramp up 45 - 50 students in 1 class, don't think you'd wanna smell my BO, word?

The last time I went there, it was hectic! In a very good way. You have that long tower in Auckland call the SkyTower ready crack any meteor open with it's sharp tip, tho not as tall as KL Tower, but much more useful. No I'm not trying to critisize or anything, you have the revolving restaurant up at the top with good food. So don't put me in this guantanamo bay like I.S.A. (Sheesh)

Those lush greenery ready for a decent run-against-each-other-scene™ from those romance movies

Oh! Did I mention, HAKA! It is one hell of a dance, it got me frightened there for a while when they arrived in JETBOATS. It was said that if they lay a feather down you must pick it up or you're looking for a fight. Well, ok, lets just say, I picked it up, and lets just put it this way, I DID NOT PEE IN MY PANTS!

Kia Ora is Hi! or Greetings! in Maori by the way.

This time, I'm hoping the meet up with my foster parents back there at NZ yet again. Sandi and Mark! Get your B&B ready!

Heh, one thing's for sure, the last time I got invited for some party there, everyone was required to bring a dish. I did, wasn't much, but I did. Oh come on! I don't cook that bad alright, not as bad as Bryan who left the egg shell in the boiling instant noodle; Anyhow, food was pretty awesome till I tried this dish one person named "Better Than Sex". Honestly speaking whoever that was, I sure feel sorry for you.

Tad so, one kid who thought I was the coordinator of the party allegedly asked me where could he sit, I asked him back where would he'd like to sit. His answer was straight forward and precise "By the cake, please"

En Route to Rotorua via MAS departure at Auckland Intl at 19th Nov. Gotta say tho, MAS is one heck of an awesome airline, not to mention the pilots and cabin crew themselves. Shikes, don't you just love the smell of burning kerosene. Man Howie, you're random. Oh well...

And Ka Kité is Bye! So Bye...

20 Super Facts of Life (Pt. 1)

Scene: In an Argument

1. Loosing an argument doesn't mean the winner has to shut up
   
2. When someone stops arguing, continuing it would make you neurotic 
3. "Assumption" is what you think is happening
4. "Actuality" is what's really happening 
5. Therefore, assuming actuality isn't the actual actuality
6. Hello? We don't have to lead our lives by your rules
7. Neither does it have to be the way you want it to
8. Making the louder scream always shows obsession to win when you're not
9. Sometimes, we don't have to say anything to proof that you're wrong
10. Confucius say: "When you yap, we dare slab truth back"...or maybe he didn't say that...
11. Arguing with someone dumb pulls you down to their level 
12. Put it this way, experience victors reading a brochure; By that, facts certainly victor reading a brochure
13. "You're dumb" - Are you any smarter?
14. "You always - Are you any better?
15. "You better not do it some other time" - Will you ever stop then?
16. "People always say that you " - Is that right? Now show me proof; Btw, you've just released what others gossiped secretly
17. Body language shows mostly everything, so listen to it
18. Body language however, ain't used for wanting "back up"
19. Correction victors argument, so if you argue and I'm correcting, oh? I think we know how to sum it all up...
20. The subject of adding curfews just makes it seem like you've been touché-ed

Deemed Wasted...

I've made my verdict, I dare say wearing formal ain't all that bad, in fact, it's quite alright...Thanks Ash Li

Now, I've grooved, BUT I STILL CAN'T DANCE, trust me, it just ain't me...

Mae Yin was very uhm, hyper there, I was tad holding back, come on, it was my first, yes, Noob, I know. But can you beat me in pool party swimmings?...SO DIAM!