Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Kiasuness of Kia Ora, Airlines and Airports

Upon arriving at Auckland International, all shoes/sandals/slippers/flip-flops' must be cleared of debris/sand/gravel/soil/mud or entry will not be granted.
- Could I have imposed a better rule, "...or entry would be granted barefooted"

Excess baggage weight will be charged...
- Whattabout "excess baggage will be granted checked-in and thrown out of plane during the 1/3rd mile of your flight"

Airlines should impose free shipping for items left behind at home in any case of passenger frantically searching through their whole baggage for the item which was left behind few hundred miles away from them.

I'm very sure/pretty sure/definite that the FIAA, CAA, AOPA, KIASU, KIASI have some rule imposed that passengers must have at seating places in order to board a flight.
- Now with the Airbus 380, and it's double decker speciality, A Newer Class namely - "Cheaplak Class" should be opened with hand rail and safety straps on aircraft's inner body. That way we're still secured, for a lower price!

Passengers upon arriving at New Zealand should be treated with a traditional Haka dance and Maori invitation (the feather). I'd wanna see someone not pick up the feather 

Frequent Flier points should be deducted in any case of long haul flights where more kerosene are burned in due to the environment
- AND THIS RULE should also be done to excess baggage instead of charging a nominal fee

6 more hours and I'm outta Malaysia. Jumpa Lagi! Bye! Bye-lah! Zai Jian! and Kia Ora New Zealand!!!






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