Sunday, November 2, 2008

20 Super Facts of Life (Pt. 1)

Scene: In an Argument
  1. Loosing an argument doesn't mean the winner has to shut up
  2. When someone stops arguing, continuing it would make you neurotic 
  3. "Assumption" is what you think is happening
  4. "Actuality" is what's really happening 
  5. Therefore, assuming actuality isn't the actual actuality
  6. Hello? We don't have to lead our lives by your rules
  7. Neither does it have to be the way you want it to
  8. Making the louder scream always shows obsession to win when you're not
  9. Sometimes, we don't have to say anything to proof that you're wrong
  10. Confucius say: "When you yap, we dare slab truth back"...or maybe he didn't say that...
  11. Arguing with someone dumb pulls you down to their level 
  12. Put it this way, experience victors reading a brochure; By that, facts certainly victor reading a brochure
  13. "You're dumb" - Are you any smarter?
  14. "You always - Are you any better?
  15. "You better not do it some other time" - Will you ever stop then?
  16. "People always say that you " - Is that right? Now show me proof; Btw, you've just released what others gossiped secretly
  17. Body language shows mostly everything, so listen to it
  18. Body language however, ain't used for wanting "back up"
  19. Correction victors argument, so if you argue and I'm correcting, oh? I think we know how to sum it all up...
  20. The subject of adding curfews just makes it seem like you've been touché-ed

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