Malaysian Taxis

Ok I wanna go somewhere and need a transport -

- I call the cab company

- "Yea, hello I'm calling from..."

- God knows what the hell are they doing on the other side of the phone

- Chatting away AS I am telling them my destination

- Put me on hold for 15 minutes...

- ...and so I put down the phone after giving them my returning call number

- 30 minutes, 30 MINUTES later, they call back

- asking me why I put down the phone

- God, cause you're taking so heck long

- Spending more cash on my phone bill you morons

- Seemingly an important and urgent meeting I have to attend

- My theory is, they tell me they are on the way when the taxi is én routé to the other destination first!

- In a normal catch-a-taxi situation, you get in to the taxi then they'll ask for your destination with the outmost upright morality

- NOT HERE

- You have to ask for your destination and WAIT FOR THEIR approval on whether they WANT to send ya over

- What's a taxi for then anyway?!

- Ticketing systems are set up to avoid taxis from overcharging you at airports and/or terminals.

- Taxi's picking you up there asks you for extra and if not fulfilled...

- ...they'd be a blardy suck-up and shout at you

- Furthermore dropping you along side of streets...

- Now shouldn't they be sacked?!

- This isn't ALL taxi drivers, but MOST!

- They are still some friendly easy conversation starting fellas out there...

- ...and they aren't getting nothing special?!

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Night, on a full moon!

My neighbour's playing on his flute -

out of tune!

School Critics

Indigestible Fun that makes you wanna have more, does it make sense? Let's go:

- No teachers were in class t'day

- What now? We're being controlled by a "Swarm" of Prefects?

- No offence to you guys, but I would offend the power abusers 

- Tomorrow's Thursday

- Lets just say that I kick down chairs every morning in class

- That was rather random, who gives a shit

- It's dominoes effect from the front

- People keep shutting themselves down prior to P my ass MR

- They're a goner after it

- In viral response to comments about "love" or "crushes"...

- ...yea, like i care

- Blogs are fun to read

- Especially those which are filled with interactive posts about how their lives suck

- I'd have a blast laughing

- It's good for your stomach =D

- The outmost conclusion is...

- ...to not rant too much

- Hello? Do you think we care after the 6th post?

- I'd actually bother on the 2nd post

- Loosing interest on the 4th

- I'm hungry...

- Girls sometimes are caught unaware of everything they say

- "Hey! I think he's like cute and all but I don't like him"

- Liar...

- Neh, my pants are not on fire

- It's actually Thursday t'day

- It's half past 12

- Body clock tells me that I shouldn't sleep

- I have the most sought after interest in Phoenix Mars Lander

- Ya know, the one that landed on the Martian's North, attempt to touch water

- Am I the only one who knows?!

- I'm blank...

- Going gone...

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She said he's cute

"It's not like I like him"

Damn she's a Liar

What you do when you're not provided with food...

Food...I like...

I swear, without it I'd be in the toilet sucking up my toothpaste.

Ok maybe not...

So, what do I do when I'm abroad or not provided with food...?

Simple question, look for food!

- Your local coffee shops provide every damn shit to satisfy you

- Too far from your place? No worries, theres always McDonald's 24Hrs Delivery

- You have the budget? Pizza Hut it is then

- You have more? The Kuala Lumpur Room Service Delivery, it's the bomb, any restaurant in KL with just a ring...

BAAAHT, what if you are broke?

- You soon go food safari in your kitchen

- You remember where your mom hid those cookies from you when you were 10 and decides to retrieve them

- Could be rotten...maybe not, you look for instant noodles, which technically is a goner in your kitchen if you're living with yer mom

- Man, how could I live it out...maybe some eggs, and throw in some experimental ingredients

- Fried Eggs, with bread, margarine, and chicken floss, 

- let's just throw in some left over meat from yesterday's proper dinner...

- What about some vegetables yet again from yesterday's feast, 

- looks like I have some mayo

- My personal Big Mac...

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Beef in his belly

Spicy Sausage In His Heart

Body Wonderland

From Them: What I Say Doesn't Mean It

I find it funny and frustrating at times when people replies with an "Ok" and they come blurting the same question again...

Or when anything sorta similar like that happens...

Don't get what I mean? 

Have you -

A: Have you eaten yet?

B: What?

A: Have you e...

B: Oh yea yea

What about -

A: What's our homework for today?

B: Nothing at all, except an essay for English titled "Take Me Seriously"

A: What about History man?

B: I told you, Nothing at all!

I said -

A: Your guitar string sorta snapped

B: Yea, I know

A: I said your string sorta snapped

B: I said yes I know!

I know -

A: Your elbow is bleeding!

B: I know, I fell just now

A: Man! Your elbow is bleeding

B: I KNOW!

Ok -

A: How am I to insert this in?

B: Slot it straight in and you'll get the confirmation click sound

A: Ok, how?

You should get the rough picture, especially in SMS-es where you're busy and they do these shizz...

The human mind, unpredictable

It's just funny!

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Had to look it up

Now I know that "malaise" is

Not a sandwich spread

I don't think this title is visible...Oh it is...

After an hour or so or tweaking and changing, this new skin is up, but still thanks yet again to Alia who made my previous blogskin, thought I could try something new...!

Quote:

"The link is working, it's working, it's working, it's working....Damn, it's not..."

The unqualified minor who got something better...

I didn't qualify for X Games Bouldering...(damn)

...but I've got something much better...

"Summit For Someone" climbs benefit at-risk youth. Climb features at Mt. Whitney - at 14, 497 feet, Mt. Whitney is the highest peak in the lower 49 states. It is also one of the most sought-after mountains in North America. 

The Mountaineer's Route on Mt. Whitney offers an opportunity for a climb up slopes that range from 25, 40 degrees. During the summer, the approach includes pine trees, boulders, granite slabs, high-alpine meadows, and lakes. The climb is over trails and rock, and the last 400 feet has a few hands and feet moves on rock, but the terrain is not considered technical in nature.

The climb starts 8th November till the 10th of the same month. Yet also the Squamish Mountain Festival 2008 from July 16th to the 20th in BC, Canada. 

There's never an excuse to pull out from these 2 events! What happens next Saturday is no more "Hello Dubai", yet it isn't something I want to miss. The Bukit Nyamuk (Mosquito Mountain as directly translated) ascend for training. Hello rock climbing months!

In addition to that, Ash Li, that loving sister of mine, had to surprise me with a brand new harness after knowing that my old one is no more secure, kudos to all of em who were involved in the effort too, Thanks!

More of xzibeng to come this weekend, prior to the here in my home project, we'll just see how things turn out.

All sorts of music genre?

I like all sorts of music genre, I really do. I listen to all sorts, yes.

Lets start with Incubus, know them?

D'uh!

Do you know who Jason Mraz is? 

Of course

What about Jamie Cullum? 

Yesh

Bet you don't now who Jeff Buckley is! 

He's the one who made Hallelujah famous... 

Who is Curumin then?

Latin based genre 

Habib Koité?

Malian guitarist

Coleman Hawkins?

Pure Jazz

Sebastian Bach?

Composer, famous for Minuet in G

But do you listen to the above?

Indeed

So, if you can't answer these questions, you do not listen to ALL sorts of music genres, and these are barely even ALL sorts of music genres. 

Notice when people go "I listen to all sorts of music", but then adds a "B-U-T" after it? 

The "BUT" = no you don't listen to all sorts of music...

Especially Jazz...Theres no way you can hate/dislike/despise Jazz, it's the source of where different genres all started from...

So Think Twice before making a statement that you like all sorts of music!