Saturday, August 2, 2008

Thoughts of thoughts...

The thought of a random thought is so thoughtful that it is easily thought a deep thought...Lets go:
- What's the age requirement for a person to die of "old age"?
- In libraries, do they put bibles in the non-fiction or fiction section?
- If you pamper a cow, would you get spoilt milk?
- If you burp and fart at the same time, does it cause vacuum in your stomach?
- Ya know those sign in front of restaurants? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in without pants, would they still have to serve them?
- Why do we sing "rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
- If you get chemo-therapy, would you loose pubic hair?
- How come people ask you to stay as a kid as long as possible but yet ask you to grow up when you do something childish?
- If someone is addicted to counseling, how do you treat them?
- Can a crossed-eye teacher control his/her pupils?
- Can you read picture book?
- If you only had one eye, is it considered blinking or winking?
- Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?
- Did you know that if you rearrange the word "teacher", you'd get "cheater"?
- Ya know the saying "Put your hands in the air and wave it like you just don't care", why bother when you don't care?
- If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
- Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see?
- Can a school teacher give homeless child homework?
- You know how most package says "Open Here". What's the protocol if the package says "Open somewhere else"?
- Why is it called building when it is already built?
- If a person is called a pianist when he plays the piano, why isn't a race car driver called a racist?
- Why do they call it "apart-ments" when they are stuck together?
- Why does Donald Duck wear a towel over when he comes out of the shower but never usually seem to wear any pants?
- What would a Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
- If you're in hell and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
- If electricity come from electrons, do morality come from morons?
- Man full of wonder = Wonderful man?
- They did not say that humpty dumpty is an egg...
- You click on Start to Shut Down Windows Explorer?
- If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
- Who's the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze those dangling things there, and drink whatever that comes out of it"?
- Do they have the word dictionary in the dictionary?

That should be enough to leave you bored sapiens out there wondering...TeeHee
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Boredom
is this boring thing
to think about

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