Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Excerpt - Eats, Shites & Leaves

page 101 of Eats, Shites & Leaves - crap English and how to use it. It made me laugh for no reason, or so you think...


SIGNS OF THE TIMES
All of these are genuine signs containing examples of crap English, 
which are either badly written or hilariously nonsensical


PLEASE GO SLOWLY ROUND THE BEND


PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU SERVICE ONLY


ANIMALS DRIVE VERY SLOWLY


WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


CAUTION AUTOMATIC DOOR PUSH TO OPERATE


AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

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